Listen up boys and girls and you shall hear the Captain tell you his story in your ear. Just click on the link below to find the tales of a man that most will fear is out of his mind.  Maybe? He has lived a life that most would envy by working his crazy life into a massive frenzy. Ok enough of that. Whats up Fort Myers? I have written 15000 words on my next book "Diary of a madman, even though I am not mad" Take care and have a nice day. TOCSAH

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Well when I originally wrote down my thoughts I thought that I was finished but I recently put pen to paper and wrote down 52 new stories that I want to share and I just finished the first story. "Another Happy Birthday". I cant wait for me to be finished with this book. These stories are intertwined with the first 2 books. I will call it "Diaries of a Madman".

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Hello everyone I am alive and well and still living the dream. Check out www.youpublish.com/kerlin for an exciting new product. LivintheDream

The phone calls from the Lee County Jail are becoming less frequent. I guess its because I will not accept anymore from certain people. You can only get burned so many times and then the charm wears off. But dont despair because The Captain is coming back and pretty soon it will be "there's no need to fear Captain Save A Ho is here" or "Captain Save A Ho to the rescue". Coming soon Captain Save A Ho Condoms. "4 out of 5 Ho's prefer the Captain". Stay safe my friends. 

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“Love: a temporary insanity, curable by marriage.”  dont buy when you can rent.

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Good day all. I recorded all day yesterday and I am almost done with the audio book. I have about 100 pages left and should be done today. I am hoping it will all fit on 2 cd's. It will also be available for download in mp3 version. Take care and I will update you later. TOCSAH

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Good morning to my crew. My voice is going from all the recording that I am doing on my audio book. It is not as easy to record a book as I thought that it would be. But I know everyone will like it when it is finished. Thanks and have a nice day. TOSAH

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