Listen up boys and girls and you shall hear the Captain tell you his story in your ear. Just click on the link below to find the tales of a man that most will fear is out of his mind.  Maybe? He has lived a life that most would envy by working his crazy life into a massive frenzy. Ok enough of that. Whats up Fort Myers? I have written 15000 words on my next book "Diary of a madman, even though I am not mad" Take care and have a nice day. TOCSAH

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Well when I originally wrote down my thoughts I thought that I was finished but I recently put pen to paper and wrote down 52 new stories that I want to share and I just finished the first story. "Another Happy Birthday". I cant wait for me to be finished with this book. These stories are intertwined with the first 2 books. I will call it "Diaries of a Madman".

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Hello everyone I am alive and well and still living the dream. Check out www.youpublish.com/kerlin for an exciting new product. LivintheDream

The phone calls from the Lee County Jail are becoming less frequent. I guess its because I will not accept anymore from certain people. You can only get burned so many times and then the charm wears off. But dont despair because The Captain is coming back and pretty soon it will be "there's no need to fear Captain Save A Ho is here" or "Captain Save A Ho to the rescue". Coming soon Captain Save A Ho Condoms. "4 out of 5 Ho's prefer the Captain". Stay safe my friends. 

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“Love: a temporary insanity, curable by marriage.”  dont buy when you can rent.

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Good day all. I recorded all day yesterday and I am almost done with the audio book. I have about 100 pages left and should be done today. I am hoping it will all fit on 2 cd's. It will also be available for download in mp3 version. Take care and I will update you later. TOCSAH

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Good morning to my crew. My voice is going from all the recording that I am doing on my audio book. It is not as easy to record a book as I thought that it would be. But I know everyone will like it when it is finished. Thanks and have a nice day. TOSAH

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Hello everyone how is it going? Well with me all is well I am almost finished with audio recording my book that will be available on CD's MP3's etc. I want to thank all those that have bought my book. Until next time. TOCSAH out.

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Thank you to all that have bought my book.

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Good day all. Its been a few days since I have posted but I just wanted to say im back. Its not easy being me sometimes trying to make everyone happy with my decisions. No matter what people think I appreciate everything that people do for me and for the advancement of TOCSAH my website the book and the merchandise that I want to represent the CSAH future. I want a LOGO that says something to the ones in the know. Wink Wink but to outsiders it is a LOGO that has meaning like South Pole, Ed Hardy. Thanks for reading. 

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Good day all. Its been a few days since I have posted but I just wanted to say im back. Its not easy being me sometimes trying to make everyone happy with my decisions. No matter what people think I appreciate everything that people do for me and for the advancement of TOCSAH my website the book and the merchandise that I want to represent the CSAH future. I want a LOGO that says something to the ones in the know. Wink Wink but to outsiders it is a LOGO that has meaning like South Pole, Ed Hardy. Thanks for reading.  

Go to www.sexdrugsandtaxicabs.com to buy my book.

Livin the Dream

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Go to www.sexdrugsandtaxicabs.com to buy my book. Lower your head and watch your step as you climb aboard. The journey you are about to take has been seven years in the making. It follows the misadventures of a locally respected business man who got mixed up in the world of women, prostitution, strippers and illegal drugs. He was a rock star and was "living the dream". But there was only one way to go from there and that was down.

Hello world I am taking a break from audio editing my book that will be available in installments.

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Good morning crew. What is happening in the world today? It is a beautiful morning here in paradise. LivinTheDream

Speed has never killed anyone; suddenly becoming stationary thats what gets you. LivinTheDream

Its not the years, its the mileage. LivinTheDream

Good morning my crew. Its going to be a beautiful day. I had 5 calls last night from the Lee county jail from women I did not know. It never ends. LivinTheDream

Hello everyone the Captain is here alive and well. Been off on some new adventures that I am putting into writing as we speak. I went to the jail Saturday to visit and old friend. Brandi from my book. We spoke for an hour an the funny part about everything is that most of the females that walked behind her I knew. Most would just give me that look but a few waved. Captain Save-A-Ho to the rescue.

It is better to fail in originality than to succeed in imitation. LivinTheDream

I am, as I am; whether hideous or handsome, depends upon who is made judge. LivinTheDream

Good evening all its been a long week but finally my ebook is available on amazon.com. Search for Captain Save A Ho for the kindle. Download and enjoy. Thanks

Preview of a chapter in my book.

Preview of a chapter in my book.

"Mister Do You Have A Cigarette" I was at the jail for my weekly visitation with Lynn and as usual I liked to leave about 5 minutes early to avoid the rush out of the parking lot. On this particular evening I decided to drive around the building which I never did ever. As I got closer to the release location which was located at the Core building I noticed that there was a few females milling around over by the front door, well I never really thought about it so I turned around and headed out of the lot, as I was leaving I noticed that there was this young blonde girl running behind me trying to get my attention as she got closer she started pounding on the trunk. I stopped. She came up to the window and I rolled it down. "What can I do for you" I asked. She said "mister do you have a cigarette"? I said baby "I don‟t smoke" she said I will do anything for a cigarette". I asked "why"? She said she had been in jail for 3 months and that she needed a cigarette very bad as they do not allow you to smoke in there. Again she says "I will do anything". I said "anything" she looked at me and said "yes anything" I said "come on get in I will buy you a whole carton"....................................   Check out Amazon.com and smashwords.com search for book title sex, drugs and taxi cabs  

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Allen I bestow on you the title of First Mate. You are no longer a cabin boy.

      It has been a great day. My Kindle download is available on amazon.com. A download for ipad, iphone,  Sony Reader and Nook will be available by tomorrow.  Just search for the title of my book. "Sex, Drugs and Taxi Cabs" here is a brief description.

     "Lower your head and watch your step as you climb aboard. The journey you are about to take has been seven years in the making. It follows the misadventures of a locally respected business man who got mixed up in the world of women, prostitution, strippers and illegal drugs. He was a rock star and was "living the dream". But there was only one way to go from there and that was down. Here is a man that married a former prostitute, drug dealing stripper, who in the end and through much pain finds himself and is brought back to life , albeit through divorce and on probation. "Everybody dies, but not everybody lives" Well he is here to tell you he has lived and hopes that you enjoy his incredible journey".

I hope that you enjoy.  CSAH

Today is a great day made a couple new contacts this morning and my book is now available on amazon.com for download on kindle. Paper version is next. CSAH

My book is available on Amazon.com for Kindle download today. Look for Sex Drugs and Taxi Cabs and enjoy. LivinTheDream

Sitting in a court room checking out, well I am sure you know what I am checking out. CSAH out LivinTheDream

Where is my mask and cape? Should I take the Homobile the Hocycle or the Hoboat hmmmmm tough decision. LivinTheDream

It is amazing I have had at least 25 calls in the last week from various females who are visitors of the Lee County Jail Captain Save A Ho to the rescue.

Good morning Florida it is cool out this morning. It kind of reminds me of Anchorage in August. Jumping in the Homobile to have breakfast with "friends" See Ya

Wow what a dreary morning. Well now what a great night. I hope to have my book available on Kindle by Monday. I will keep you updated. Peace out LivinTheDream

The Captain is back and I have been have a lot of fun in my new adventures.

I am back. I have been slacking the last week or so but now im back on track. I want to thank Michelle for well just thanks. The Captain is back. LivinTheDream

Preview of a chapter in my book.

"Mister Do You Have A Cigarette" I was at the jail for my weekly visitation with Lynn and as usual I liked to leave about 5 minutes early to avoid the rush out of the parking lot. On this particular evening I decided to drive around the building which I never did ever. As I got closer to the release location which was located at the Core building I noticed that there was a few females milling around over by the front door, well I never really thought about it so I turned around and headed out of the lot, as I was leaving I noticed that there was this young blonde girl running behind me trying to get my attention as she got closer she started pounding on the trunk. I stopped. She came up to the window and I rolled it down. "What can I do for you" I asked. She said "mister do you have a cigarette"? I said baby "I don‟t smoke" she said I will do anything for a cigarette". I asked "why"? She said she had been in jail for 3 months and that she needed a cigarette very bad as they do not allow you to smoke in there. Again she says "I will do anything". I said "anything" she looked at me and said "yes anything" I said "come on get in I will buy you a whole carton"....................................   Coming soon to a book store near you.  

Is the next generation just doomed or what? Or are todays schools just really lacking in what is taught to our kids......... LivinTheDream

I have been reading various blogs the last day or so and it is amazing the lack of care people take with their words as in not having a clue with spelling.....

Good morning world its a cool morning here in SW Florida well my manuscript is complete and after tinkering with it a few days im done. I HOPE...............

Whats up Fort Myers

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Goonight all I have been working on the book cover today and cannot decide which photo to use....... Take care all TOCSAH est 2007

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Up and at it and make sure they wont get seasick TOCSAH est 2007

Good morning recruits whats shaking in the world? TOCSAH est 2007

Aye, Aye

Captain!

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Good morning,Captain!

Cabin boy Klesh reporting for duty. What will we be doing today?

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CSAH est. 2007

"everbody dies, but not everybody lives" so very true CSAH

2011 The year of the Captain.

I called the wrap to my manuscript a little premature after a small re-edit I now have 110,119 words now I am finished. The Captain is ready to be unleashed.

Thats a wrap. I just finished editing my 109,657 word manuscript for the publishers to approve. This has been 10 months in the making and I am very proud of the finished product. However I feel that I will be like George Lucas is with his baby, Star Wars and will tinker with it for years to come. Wish me luck. Sex, Drugs and Taxi Cabs: How I Became Captain Save A Ho, coming to a bookstore near you.

"The only difference between myself and a madman is I am not mad" Salvador Dali

To all you so called Captain Save -A-Ho's. There is only 1 original and that is me, I have the papers and hat to prove it. My soon to be released book Sex,Drugs and Taxi Cabs: How I Became Captain Save A Ho will follow my rise to CSAH Stardom. Stay tuned for updates and sneak peeks............................................