Tuesday, April 5, 2011

The phone calls from the Lee County Jail are becoming less frequent. I guess its because I will not accept anymore from certain people. You can only get burned so many times and then the charm wears off. But dont despair because The Captain is coming back and pretty soon it will be "there's no need to fear Captain Save A Ho is here" or "Captain Save A Ho to the rescue". Coming soon Captain Save A Ho Condoms. "4 out of 5 Ho's prefer the Captain". Stay safe my friends. 

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Monday, April 4, 2011

“Love: a temporary insanity, curable by marriage.”  dont buy when you can rent.

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